ohfantine asked: amy dyer or
something you hate like loki
black and white cats immediately make me thing on mickey milkovich. wtf.
America, it’s land of choices, yes? Freedom to be me, freedom to be you. Mcdonald’s, Burger King on same block. You choose one, both. Shit maybe we go to Wendy’s instead.
I grow super attached to people so please give me a 60 day warning before I stop existing to you.
Yeah cats TOTALLY only like us for food and have no emotional dependency at all.
The reason why Harry wasn’t chosen for Ravenclaw was because he tried to catch the Hogwarts letters from the air instead of taking one from the fucking floor.